dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

by yo mamma March 12, 2004

race queen

any person who knows how to pull the race card in any situation to get out of a mess. in other words: to pull the discrimination act.

"you can't do that to me. i am the only puerto rican in this fuckin' place"! said frank.

by yo mamma August 20, 2003

indie goth

a kid stuck between the world of INDIE and GOTH , not a poser child like you all will assume, but someone who loves the deepest darkest most "hardcore" music of both worlds.

for those who can't grasp the point: you dress like you're indie, but you dress it all up with a hella lotta black. (And don't forget the music....)

you firgure it out, i'm sure you can, i mean it's not like my emaple wasn't good enough IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT MAKE A BETTER ONE JEEZ!!!!

teenage angst might help describe this all

by yo mamma April 18, 2005

chucky stick

the stick that killed chucky

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.

by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006

Tv

A big box shaped item that drains the minds of little boys and girls.

My little brother and all of his little friends all drained their minds by watching the tv.

by Yo Mamma December 04, 2003