Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 25, 2009