Ya mum's definitions

ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

by ya mum October 13, 2003

mole

a large dark brown skin area on the upper lip

Lauren Amanavich

by ya mum June 10, 2003

constanti

an indiaN boy who wishes he was greek but why would u want to be greek cause they are greasy homos

hey noone like constanti

by Ya Mum March 20, 2005

dom britton

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

by ya mum August 11, 2004

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003