YAWA's definitions
A double-secret condition of which the person in question is completely unaware; due to an affinity for weapons, knives, modified trucks or harsh language the targeted individual is deemed by friends, family and co-workers as fragile, unstable, and likely to 'snap' into mass-murder mode at any given moment.
Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.
by YAWA October 16, 2017
Get the snapsurveillancemug. The perspective of the privileged and out-of-touch, that any sacrifice can be justified in order to satisfy an unrealistic, expensive and ineffective Presidenial campaign promise.
I haven't gotten a paycheck for weeks, can't afford my insulin injections, food for my family, car payment or rent. But it's worth it for...the Wall. Right?
by YAWA January 25, 2019
Get the it's worth it for...the wallmug. A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.
Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!
by YAWA June 9, 2019
Get the sour towelmug. A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
by YAWA November 14, 2018
Get the 'tis the season, for the stealin'mug. What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.
Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
by YAWA March 29, 2020
Get the Death by Narcissistmug. 1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
Get the Election Night Bluesmug. The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
by YAWA February 7, 2021
Get the COVID-21mug.