by YAWA April 24, 2015
The end of the line for the worst president in recorded history; no further delusionary explanation required.
by YAWA January 09, 2021
Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 14, 2021
The entirely random impact on the sense of smell created by COVID-19 infection, both in terms of derangement and duration.
Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
by YAWA February 25, 2021
Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.
First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!
by YAWA April 21, 2015
The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.
Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...
by YAWA November 21, 2018
The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021