YAWA's definitions
The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.
No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
by YAWA June 15, 2015
Get the Airport trudgemug. The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.
Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!
by YAWA January 29, 2021
Get the Who's got your goatmug. by YAWA July 6, 2020
Get the COVID tanmug. An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
Get the clergy fingeredmug. Yet another offering in the category of brain numbing, extremist and irresponsible social media sites chock-full-O COVID conspiracy theories, vaccine misinformation and underground anti-science propaganda.
Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
by YAWA August 28, 2021
Get the gift of gabmug. A less-than 'super' bowl; a game filled with interceptions, punts, missed field goals, short-yard gains and very few drives resulting in actual points scored.
WTF?! Is ANYONE going to fucking score a touchdown in this pooper-bowl--they should all get a discount for those ultra-expensive, unintelligible commercials.
by YAWA February 3, 2019
Get the pooper-bowlmug. The entirely random impact on the sense of smell created by COVID-19 infection, both in terms of derangement and duration.
Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
by YAWA February 25, 2021
Get the COVosmiamug.