Definitions by YAWA

Roy Mooreon 

Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.

Oh, hell no! Only a Roy Mooreon would vote for an idiot like that!

Roy Mooreon by YAWA December 11, 2017

Unreliable, untestable truth

The embodiment of faith.

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.

Unreliable, untestable truth by YAWA October 31, 2017

twitterrhagia 

The social media equivalent of verbal diarrhea; consisting of grossly abnormal, uncontrolled, prolific and mindless Twitter discharge.

With all of the twitterrhagia spewing out of his hole, it's too bad we can't flush his face.

twitterrhagia by YAWA October 25, 2017

ins-troll-gram 

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

ins-troll-gram by YAWA October 19, 2017

snapsurveillance 

A double-secret condition of which the person in question is completely unaware; due to an affinity for weapons, knives, modified trucks or harsh language the targeted individual is deemed by friends, family and co-workers as fragile, unstable, and likely to 'snap' into mass-murder mode at any given moment.

Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.

snapsurveillance by YAWA October 16, 2017

kilonova nucleosynthesis 

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

kilonova nucleosynthesis by YAWA October 16, 2017

god-shatter 

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

god-shatter by YAWA October 8, 2017