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Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
by YAWA March 13, 2019
Get the Catholic kid-fuckmug. The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.
It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
Get the Virus Don't Caremug. A term that defines a personal activity hard-boundary; beyond which, the probability of catastrophic outcome prohibits further participation.
Hey, let's see how many times we can just run across the fucking road with our eyes closed...
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.
You first Bro. I wanna see what happens when you run Out of Luck.
by YAWA October 3, 2019
Get the Out of Luckmug. With respect to SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of genetic viral mutation target(s) unrecognized by vaccine generated antibodies.
I'M SO HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE COVID VACCINE!! I'M IMMUNE!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOCIAL DISTANCE ANYMORE!
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.
by YAWA February 16, 2021
Get the antigenic escapemug. The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.
How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
by YAWA May 1, 2015
Get the Apocalyptifailmug. The horrific global implications of an intentionally designed biologic weapon of mass destruction, real or imaginary.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
Get the Bioterrorismmug. Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
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Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19
WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!
(Priority Fail)
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Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19
WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!
(Priority Fail)
by YAWA July 14, 2020
Get the Priority Failmug.