Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
by YAWA May 17, 2015
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I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
by YAWA July 04, 2020
Get the Pandemic Fatigue mug.So, do you think trump is worthy of re-election?
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
by YAWA October 14, 2020
Get the Get. Out. mug.A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.
If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?
by YAWA May 04, 2018
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As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
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Oh, hell no! I just can't cast a vote for any far left, climate freak, baby pedophelia cannibal radicals.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?
Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?
Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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