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Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
by YAWA October 25, 2019
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bad touch doll

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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The gift of goodbye

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
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metal on mucosa

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
by YAWA February 15, 2019
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mass-wormicide

The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.
Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!
by YAWA September 25, 2017
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Eye snocket

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.
I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...
by YAWA June 2, 2015
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