Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.
by Xyzzy January 10, 2005
Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.
by Xyzzy September 21, 2004
Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
by Xyzzy February 08, 2004
Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by Xyzzy December 14, 2005
The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.
by Xyzzy January 30, 2005
by Xyzzy June 18, 2004