Definitions by Xyzzy

jyot 

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!

why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?

jyot by xyzzy November 23, 2021

jyot 

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!

why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?

jyot by xyzzy November 23, 2021

emOC

another name for the OC

I don't get the hype about the emOC.

emOC by Xyzzy March 19, 2006

demi 

When a rich divorcée starts seeing a twentysomething, derived from Demi Moore.

"And Mom's trying to demi some young hottie, but she hasn't told him she's had kids."

demi by Xyzzy December 27, 2005

heck of a job 

Total screw-up. Usually used ironically, to indicate when someone's self-delusion is in direct contradiction to well-known and easily-observed facts.

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

heck of a job by Xyzzy December 18, 2005

v-dar 

The somewhat-eerie ability to spot a virgin.

Don't believe your V-dar; I know from experience she's a huge slut.

v-dar by Xyzzy December 11, 2005

alot, especially alot 

A superlative adverbial form of 'a lot'.

Carly and Speener like to bang each other alot, especially alot.

alot, especially alot by Xyzzy December 9, 2005