Xyzzy's definitions
Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.
by Xyzzy January 9, 2005
Get the NeoConmug. The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.
by Xyzzy January 30, 2005
Get the privatizationmug. by Xyzzy June 18, 2004
Get the coprocephalicmug. Fake "tribe" started by one Jerry Eaglefeather, an "Apache" from New York. Refer to real Indians as "casino Indians".
by Xyzzy February 9, 2005
Get the blackindiansmug. An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".
by Xyzzy May 29, 2004
Get the Crazy Horsemug. Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
Get the reality-based communitymug. The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.
by Xyzzy January 9, 2005
Get the Serdar Argicmug.