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flippity-floppity-floo

Proof that white kids steal everything from black culture, Chef wasn't serious about the term. :D Matt and Trey probably are also making a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference for purposes of absurdity.
Mr Garrison: Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?

Chef: Oh. Well, we black people just always tried to stay out in front of them.

Mr Slave: How did you do that?

Chef: Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity-floppity-floo."

Mr Garrison: We don't have time for all that, Chef! Oh, if only those Queer Eye For the Straight Guy people understood what they were doing. Wait. That's it! I know exactly what to do! Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity-floppity-floo.

Chef: Oh no! Dammit! Don't call it that!
by Xyzzy February 21, 2004
mugGet the flippity-floppity-floomug.

cwm

a bowl-shaped hollow at the end of a mountain valley. One of the three words in the English language with no A's, E's, I's, O's, U's, or Y's. The other two are crwth and mwg; all three are of Welsh origin. Also used to refer to female genitalia.
Fly by the cwm. Damn! I just used a vowel!
by xyzzy April 24, 2005
mugGet the cwmmug.

alot, especially alot

A superlative adverbial form of 'a lot'.
Carly and Speener like to bang each other alot, especially alot.
by Xyzzy December 9, 2005
mugGet the alot, especially alotmug.

wintendo

an operating system which uses more RAM than the typical system and automatically installs Microshaft's own Internet Expirer browser on your system, then won't allow you to remove it, thus allowing Bill Gates to view your system personally. It also self-upgrades, thus taking up your memory with Borg implants. Did I mention that some versions uninstall all non-MS products? Also expect to view the blue screen of death at least once a day, sometimes twice.
by Xyzzy February 8, 2004
mugGet the wintendomug.

blackindians

Fake "tribe" started by one Jerry Eaglefeather, an "Apache" from New York. Refer to real Indians as "casino Indians".
"Can you believe those blackindians? It was bad enough when all the wannabes were white."
by Xyzzy February 9, 2005
mugGet the blackindiansmug.

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.
Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.
by Xyzzy January 30, 2005
mugGet the privatizationmug.

coprocephalic

having human excrement in the cranium, shithead
"Is it a Triassic human fetus or coprolite?"

"Given who 'found' it, don't you mean coprocephalic?"
by Xyzzy June 18, 2004
mugGet the coprocephalicmug.

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