MST

To parody a la Mystery Science Theater 3000

Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.

by Xyzzy February 21, 2004

Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.

"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"

by Xyzzy January 09, 2005

jump the shark

The moment when a show is no longer worth watching due to a very contrived episode. The term comes from the Happy Days Hawaii miniseries.

When did Voyager jump the shark?

A. Seven of Nine
B. The Year of Hell
C. Chakotay's vision quests
D. Day one

by Xyzzy May 04, 2005

Crazy Horse

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".

"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."

by Xyzzy May 29, 2004

emOC

another name for the OC

I don't get the hype about the emOC.

by Xyzzy March 19, 2006

around the world

A trip to France, a trip to the Vatican, and a trip to Greece. Sometimes the position adds others onto it.

I'll give you $25 for an around the world with a stop at Barcelona.

by Xyzzy March 12, 2005