Xyzzy's definitions
Wannabe Indian ethnic studies professor whose credentials no one bothered to check until he questioned Bush. Unlike David Yeagley, a wannabe Indian who couldn't decide his field and follows Bush lock-step and therefore is unquestioned even though his credentials are as suspect as Churchill's.
by Xyzzy March 12, 2005
 Get the Ward Churchillmug.
Get the Ward Churchillmug. Japanese instant noodles which come in cup or block form, popular with college students (who can't afford anything else) and otaku (who just like anything Japanese). As a connoisseur of cheap DIY meals, I've developed means of assigning ramen a rating on a scale of zero to four stars: One half-star for every flavor packet beyond the first, one star if it comes in its own cup, an extra half star if that comes with its own meat or vegetables, and a star and a half if the dry noodles don't remind me of Play-Doh.
by Xyzzy June 5, 2005
 Get the ramenmug.
Get the ramenmug. A guy who accidentally killed his father and married his mother, not knowing who they were. Similarly, a man who hates his father and is too attached to his mother.
by xyzzy April 24, 2005
 Get the Oedipusmug.
Get the Oedipusmug. 1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
by Xyzzy February 8, 2004
 Get the velveetamug.
Get the velveetamug. Pseudo-intellectuals. So called because of their tendency to use stigmae, mandami, ignorami, omnibi, viri, operae, cauci, and other overuse of the "-us to -i, -a to -ae, -um to -a" classical rule.
by Xyzzy May 5, 2005
 Get the ignoramimug.
Get the ignoramimug. by Xyzzy January 29, 2005
 Get the craniorectal inversionmug.
Get the craniorectal inversionmug. "Well, I can give you this car with a five-star safety rating, which gets 38 miles a gallon, for twelve grand . . . OR I can give you this SUV which gets ten miles a gallon and hasn't gone through any safety tests at all for twenty-five grand."
"I'll take the SUV!"
"I'll take the SUV!"
by Xyzzy January 29, 2005
 Get the SUVmug.
Get the SUVmug.