41 definitions by Xyzzy

demi

When a rich divorcée starts seeing a twentysomething, derived from Demi Moore.

"And Mom's trying to demi some young hottie, but she hasn't told him she's had kids."

by Xyzzy December 27, 2005

emOC

another name for the OC

I don't get the hype about the emOC.

by Xyzzy March 18, 2006

mongoloyed

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.

The guy above me.

by Xyzzy June 8, 2004

jump the shark

The moment when a show is no longer worth watching due to a very contrived episode. The term comes from the Happy Days Hawaii miniseries.

When did Voyager jump the shark?

A. Seven of Nine
B. The Year of Hell
C. Chakotay's vision quests
D. Day one

by Xyzzy May 4, 2005

NeoCon

Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.

Anyone you see on 24-hour news

by Xyzzy January 10, 2005

blackindians

Fake "tribe" started by one Jerry Eaglefeather, an "Apache" from New York. Refer to real Indians as "casino Indians".

"Can you believe those blackindians? It was bad enough when all the wannabes were white."

by Xyzzy February 10, 2005

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004