ignorami

Pseudo-intellectuals. So called because of their tendency to use stigmae, mandami, ignorami, omnibi, viri, operae, cauci, and other overuse of the "-us to -i, -a to -ae, -um to -a" classical rule.
If every word ending in -us becomes -i, is the plural of bus bi?
by Xyzzy May 05, 2005
mugGet the ignorami mug.

craniorectal inversion

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.
by Xyzzy January 29, 2005
mugGet the craniorectal inversion mug.

reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
mugGet the reality-based community mug.

bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".
"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."
by Xyzzy May 05, 2005
mugGet the bonify mug.

demi

When a rich divorcée starts seeing a twentysomething, derived from Demi Moore.
"And Mom's trying to demi some young hottie, but she hasn't told him she's had kids."
by Xyzzy December 27, 2005
mugGet the demi mug.

Shaman

A Mongolian priest. Oftentimes used by ethnocentric Westerners to describe the entire planet under the assumption that all "primitive" traditions are identical.
My blue-eyed Cherokee-princess-descended shaman charges $500 for a Sundance.
by Xyzzy June 18, 2004
mugGet the Shaman mug.

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.
Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!
by Xyzzy February 24, 2005
mugGet the whoopass mug.