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Hillbilly Baby Maker

A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.
Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
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Lightning

Shortened form of the term White Lightning, meaning moonshine.
Got a '65 GTO, riding low with a few gallons of lightning in the trunk.
by Wolf89 March 14, 2008
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Whistling pig

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
by Wolf89 December 25, 2005
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Coon Bombing

A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
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Diver Dan

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
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Blackbird

1.) Any black handgun, preferably a compact model.

2.)('s) Goverment suits, usually FBI, ATF or DEA Also "blackbirds on the wire" Means a phone line is tapped.

3.) Somone who acts happy in public but is an emotional wreck in private. Somone who dosn't advertise their depression.
1.)Guy1: You ready for this job?
Guy2: Yeah no sweat, I got my blackbird with me.

2.) Oh shit man, bail out! We got a couple of blackbirds on our ass!
b.) Guy1: Hey man, is this a good time to talk?
Guy2: I don't think so, I hear some blackbirds on the wire.

3.) Girl: I've been real fucking worried about sarah since her mom died.
Guy: she seems to have gotten over it.
Girl: yeah right, have you been to her house lately? She's a total blackbird.
by Wolf89 July 2, 2006
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Gator

1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"

2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
1.) That fucking gator down the street has been running his mouth for too long.

2.) I'll be back in a few days, gotta haul a truckload of gator up to cigar town.
2.b) Bobby, run down to old man homer's house and get us a few jars of gator.
by Wolf89 March 14, 2008
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