Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.
Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?
by Wolf89 September 30, 2012
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Brat

The subaru BRAT. (Bi-drive Recreational All-terrain Transporter) Possibly the toughest Jap. pickup truck next to the Toyota Tacoma. More like a light truck or el camino. Sold in america from 1978 to 1987. It had a 1.8L Flat four engine and 4x4 drivetrain. Apparently pretty popular in australia. It is a predecessor of the Subaru Baja
An old subaru Brat equipped with a lifted suspension, front brush guard, Heavy duty tires, and a roof rack, you have the perfect vehicle for offroading
by Wolf89 August 31, 2006
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Diver Dan

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
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Coon Bombing

A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
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Blackbird

1.) Any black handgun, preferably a compact model.

2.)('s) Goverment suits, usually FBI, ATF or DEA Also "blackbirds on the wire" Means a phone line is tapped.

3.) Somone who acts happy in public but is an emotional wreck in private. Somone who dosn't advertise their depression.
1.)Guy1: You ready for this job?
Guy2: Yeah no sweat, I got my blackbird with me.

2.) Oh shit man, bail out! We got a couple of blackbirds on our ass!
b.) Guy1: Hey man, is this a good time to talk?
Guy2: I don't think so, I hear some blackbirds on the wire.

3.) Girl: I've been real fucking worried about sarah since her mom died.
Guy: she seems to have gotten over it.
Girl: yeah right, have you been to her house lately? She's a total blackbird.
by Wolf89 July 02, 2006
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Whistling pig

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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