Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 01, 2007
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Brat

The subaru BRAT. (Bi-drive Recreational All-terrain Transporter) Possibly the toughest Jap. pickup truck next to the Toyota Tacoma. More like a light truck or el camino. Sold in america from 1978 to 1987. It had a 1.8L Flat four engine and 4x4 drivetrain. Apparently pretty popular in australia. It is a predecessor of the Subaru Baja
An old subaru Brat equipped with a lifted suspension, front brush guard, Heavy duty tires, and a roof rack, you have the perfect vehicle for offroading
by Wolf89 August 30, 2006
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 14, 2008
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Saw Mouth

1.) A sawn off shotgun.

2.) Somone who can insult somone elese very effectivly.

3.) The act of grinding your teeth against your partners genitals while performing oral sex.
1.) Bust a pig wit my saw mouth mossburg.

2.) It's hard to argue with Pauly, he's a saw mouth.

3.) " I was eatin krista, then I gave her the saw mouth, that got her screaming."
by Wolf89 January 30, 2006
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Mead

An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)

If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.

If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.

If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.

If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.

If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.

Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.

The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
I've got two batches of homebrewed mead ready.
by Wolf89 July 18, 2008
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Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 02, 2006
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Schlong

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 19, 2005
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