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Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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Gastard

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Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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Wheel Gun

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A revolver. Either single action (SA, the user has to pullback the hammer before each shot) or double action (DA, the weapon can be fired simply by pulling the trigger.)
Got a Forty Four Wheel Gun back at the house.
by Wolf89 August 31, 2006
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Brat

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The subaru BRAT. (Bi-drive Recreational All-terrain Transporter) Possibly the toughest Jap. pickup truck next to the Toyota Tacoma. More like a light truck or el camino. Sold in america from 1978 to 1987. It had a 1.8L Flat four engine and 4x4 drivetrain. Apparently pretty popular in australia. It is a predecessor of the Subaru Baja
An old subaru Brat equipped with a lifted suspension, front brush guard, Heavy duty tires, and a roof rack, you have the perfect vehicle for offroading
by Wolf89 August 31, 2006
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rack em

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1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
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Hillbilly Baby Maker

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A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.
Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
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Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 3, 2006
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