Definitions by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter

Amish Sweat Ritual 

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.

At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.

Amish Sweat Ritual by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

5cc bladder 

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.

2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!

5cc bladder by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

hydra 

The best song by the band Toto, off their 1979 album of the same name. Tells about some hero who had a girlfriend who was captured by a dragon so he came to slay the dragon, but the girlfriend liked the dragon better.

You don't want your freedom, you don't want my love, you don't want your throat cut by the man you're thinking of.

Toto sings the song Hydra.

hydra by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

textureless odorless radio waves 

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

textureless odorless radio waves by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

BFBF 

Big Firey (or flippin') Blue Flame. Used as a saying to ward off a large inferno or warn someone when someone disobeys basic fire-safety rules.

My friend put the paper plate on the gas range and quickly turned it off. So I said BFBF!

I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.

BFBF by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

mel gibson 

A bloodthirsty Highlander who has the urge to make bloodier than usual historical films. Showed his true colors with the addition of some ethanol. He has this fascination with seeing red human blood spurt out of cut arteries and veins rhythmically with the heartbeat. He's a Catholic.

Mel Gibson has a good chance of starring in the next Cannibal Holocaust movie and he gets to be the person who does ritual sacrifices on film. Oops, they did something like that, see apocalypto.

Braveheart:Blood-painted swords, blood dripping down his face.
Apocalypto:Cutting a father's throat in front of his son, removing human hearts.
Passion of the Christ:Whipping Jesus, nailing him to the plus sign (he's drizzled like a cinnamon bun with blood).
The Patriot:People getting shot and stabbed with bayonets.

mel gibson by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

Speared by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007