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percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
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SwordFire

A weapon in the Scorpion King, created by dipping a medieval sword's blade in gasoline (or in medieval times) lamp oil and lighting it. If you can't cut anyone with a SwordFire you can still burn huts with it.
Brodan attacked Zoras with his SwordFire, igniting his leather armor and then he stabbed him in the chest.

The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.
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Saul Rosenberg

1. A character on the Jerky Boys series of prank phone calls who needs laser treatment and new glasses.

2. A black bearded king who tried to pin the red bearded King David to the wall in Biblical Times. Didn't manage to kill 10,000 or more people in his lifetime. Killed himself by propping his sword up and falling on it.
1. My name is Saul, Saul Rosenberg...I need laser treatment! My ass is killin' me!

2. And the women answered one another as they played, and said, "Saul Rosenberg hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands".
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horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.
In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.

Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.
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ijkm

Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.
WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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undefined reference to _sbrk

An interjection of disgust about something that will never work from recently on, no matter how hard or easy you try. Usually it's an item or idea that has worked well in the past, but is totally knackered in this modern age. Comes from C programs written for an older version of the toolchain which flatly refuses to compile on the newer toolchain.
Going to war with spears?? Undefined reference to _sbrk!

I tried to use sorcery to turn my Yugo into a Rolls Royce, but got an undefined reference to _sbrk.

CoolGBARom.c error: undefined reference to _sbrk
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fungicide

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.
I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!
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