Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 04, 2007
The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
by Wizards Sleeve May 29, 2005
Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.
Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."
by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009
A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.
Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck.
The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
This is when two pimps work together and trade bitches. If a pimp has a good bitch in his stable and she does good tricks, another pimp might want to ply her to his customers.
Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.
Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.
"Yo bwoi, commerce is good. Check it dawg, if I ain't got it now, I can do pimp-2-pimp and get yo a choice ho."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
The nipples found on a milf.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.
by Wizards Sleeve May 30, 2005