front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 02, 2006

Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.

Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"

by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.

Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."

by Wizards Sleeve September 03, 2006

stinking yawn

A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.

Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

honey mown

Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.

Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

Dover

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

pudfucker

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.

"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."

by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006