William Dean A. Garner's definitions

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

ciaotime

When it's time to dump that someone special, or maybe not so special, it's "ciaotime." Ending a relationship.
pronounced "chow time"

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

ambulance chaser

1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.

Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003

off the radar

1. Illegal
2. Illegitimate

I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Quinch

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.

Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

mockumentary

a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.

"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003