Definitions by Wild Drunken Bill
framatta cheese
framatta (derived from seudoroman, "from out of") cheese is the gunky, encrusted, odiferous, smegma-like substance that builds up in one's anal crevasse after several days without general hygiene. daily harvesting is considered best for one's health.
framatta cheese by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007
Dr. Keforeskin
a humorous nickname applied to an uncircumcised man.
other nicknames for uncircumcised men are: rumple foreskin, jedi (the foreskin is strong with this one), and bruce lee (enter the foreskin, foreskin of fury)
other nicknames for uncircumcised men are: rumple foreskin, jedi (the foreskin is strong with this one), and bruce lee (enter the foreskin, foreskin of fury)
Dr. Keforeskin by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007
SCB syndrome
SCB Syndrome, or Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome, is the medical condition, caused by excessive intake of such a wide variety and extensive multitude of recreational drugs, whereby the victim's brain resembles Swiss Cheese.
The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).
The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).
Wife: how could you forget our anniversary? it's on the same day as easter AND your birthday, for fuck's sake!
Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed
Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed
SCB syndrome by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007
fan game
An amazing, albeit pointless and rather childish, competition occurring between two or more people, in which the players take turns attempting to convince the other players that their voice sounds different when spoken through a fan.
To qualify for this competition, the player must be highly inebriated on acid and weed, ecstasy, and/or trittles, and it is preferred that they have taken their chemical intoxicants in large enough doses that their mental and physical safety are in question by onlookers.
Gameplay consists of taking turns speaking into the fan and attempting to convince the listener that the fan modifies their voice by breaking the soundwaves. The listening player, just as well, must attempt to convince the talking player that the latter's voice is altered. Once the talking player becomes thuroughly convinced that the fan is breaking his voice up, they switch positions and, again, try to prove the same point to one another.
The match is won in either of 3 ways:
1. When a player becomes bored of the game and begins making figure eights in the air with the cherry of his cigarette.
2. When a player forgets what he was doing and walks off to admire the psychedelic waves flowing from the bathroom mirror.
3. When a player becomes so dissociated that he begins rambling incoherently about ink pens, skittles, and pallet jacks.
To qualify for this competition, the player must be highly inebriated on acid and weed, ecstasy, and/or trittles, and it is preferred that they have taken their chemical intoxicants in large enough doses that their mental and physical safety are in question by onlookers.
Gameplay consists of taking turns speaking into the fan and attempting to convince the listener that the fan modifies their voice by breaking the soundwaves. The listening player, just as well, must attempt to convince the talking player that the latter's voice is altered. Once the talking player becomes thuroughly convinced that the fan is breaking his voice up, they switch positions and, again, try to prove the same point to one another.
The match is won in either of 3 ways:
1. When a player becomes bored of the game and begins making figure eights in the air with the cherry of his cigarette.
2. When a player forgets what he was doing and walks off to admire the psychedelic waves flowing from the bathroom mirror.
3. When a player becomes so dissociated that he begins rambling incoherently about ink pens, skittles, and pallet jacks.
Holy shit! When me and Jehova were tripping severe balls last time, i think we played the fan game for almost an hour. I lost.
fan game by Wild Drunken Bill August 5, 2007
skipping
the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.
When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
skipping by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
trittles
Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."
trittles by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
dog's bullet
a British adaptation of the American slang term, "the shit," used in reference to something that is superb, outstanding, amazing, or the best of its general category.
Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."
Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."
dog's bullet by Wild Drunken Bill March 29, 2007