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517

a relatively small gang based in Lansing, Michigan; essentially, the Lansing small-town-version of the Mexican Mafia.

It is not a serious crime syndicate ((such as the Italian Mafia or Russian Bratva, LA-based gangs ("Crips" and "Bloods"), AVLN ("Vice Lords"), of Hong-Kong Triad Society)), but rather a small group of masquerading emulators known (and often prosecuted) for distribution of controlled substances, especially Marijuana.

the name is not five-hundred-seventeen, but rather five-one-seven, and is derived from the telephone area code for Lansing/Mid-Michigan.
the other day on my way home, i saw 3 mitsubishis pull up and about 20 asian mafia dudes jump out and whoop the ungodly fuck out of these 2 kids from the 517.
by Wild Drunken Bill September 14, 2007
mugGet the 517mug.

Dr. Keforeskin

a humorous nickname applied to an uncircumcised man.

other nicknames for uncircumcised men are: rumple foreskin, jedi (the foreskin is strong with this one), and bruce lee (enter the foreskin, foreskin of fury)
i feel bad for ol' Dr. Keforeskin... poor bastard has to clean out his smegma every day.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007
mugGet the Dr. Keforeskinmug.

snow ball

coke + speed mixed together (powder forms).

dangerous mix, very intense rush.
man, that snow ball did my ass in like some kind of hardcore lightning bullet laser comet.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 25, 2008
mugGet the snow ballmug.

dog's bullet

a British adaptation of the American slang term, "the shit," used in reference to something that is superb, outstanding, amazing, or the best of its general category.

Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."
Have you seen the new Shelby Mustang? it's the real dog's bullet.
by Wild Drunken Bill March 29, 2007
mugGet the dog's bulletmug.

skipping

the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."
by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
mugGet the skippingmug.

fetus head

a fan of Dying Fetus, a death metal band formed in 1991 in Maryland.
hurry up... we need to finish skinning these kittens before the show... every fetus head in the state will be there and i don't want to come empty handed.
by Wild Drunken Bill September 14, 2007
mugGet the fetus headmug.

Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette
1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'
by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008
mugGet the Smigarettemug.

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