Autofellatio

The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.
I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 08, 2019
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Autofellatio

You looked it up because you just tried it.
Autofellatio does NOT make you gay.
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idk

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Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!
Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!
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Forced Milking

When a guy (or girl) is tied up, a naked woman walks up to him, and she puts her nipples inside his mouth, forcing him to milk her and swallow her milk. Works better with large breasts.
Keith was bound to a chair, and Sydney put him under forced milking. It pleasured her a lot.
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Footlock

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!
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Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.
Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018
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