Definitions by Whitey

spilked 

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

spilked by Whitey October 2, 2003

Anger issues 

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

Anger issues by Whitey October 2, 2003

luge 

A large marijuana cigarette. Short for "lugar".

Yo, spark it up, Dave rolled a fat luge.

luge by whitey September 30, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo 

"For sure, my ni**er."
"Definitely, my good friend."

"Y'all headin' ta Tre's BBQ?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo, that shit's gonna be off the heezy fo sheezy."

fo shizzle my nizzo by Whitey September 15, 2003

fi'in

fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action

I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh!

fi'in by Whitey September 15, 2003

Spaintastic 

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

Spaintastic by Whitey September 5, 2003

sobig 

got damn virus

Did you get hit with the sobig virus jamal?

Nah dog you know they dont gots compooters in the projects son!

sobig by Whitey August 23, 2003