Whitey's definitions

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

by Whitey October 5, 2003

blaxploitationeriffic

adj. being of the essence of blaxploitation, getting as much blackness out of an African-American cast (and, specifically, male lead) as possible, especially in television and cinema.

1. Shaft. 2. The guy from Good Burger playing Fat Albert in the Fat Albert movie.

by Whitey December 13, 2004

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

by whitey January 30, 2005

moofin

Created in Perth, Western Australia it describes a Muff, cunt etc.

Also used as a term of excitement or agreement with something someone has done. An affirmative answer to a question.

"I boned her sweet moofin"

"Want a beer?" "Moofin!"

by Whitey February 3, 2005

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004