Definitions by Whiteboy B

Hobosexual 

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by Whiteboy B March 12, 2019

Scooter Brown 

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

Scooter Brown by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

Humidititties 

Cooler air temps over warming landmasses causes the condensation of the Boobsweats.

That lady didn't think of the Humidititty level when she picked that shirt today. Boobsweats are commonly referred to a Humidititties.

Humidititties by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Clamjam 

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.

First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.

Clamjam by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Kleptodouchery 

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

Kleptodouchery by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Kleptodouchery 

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

Kleptodouchery by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Husbuncle 

Marrying ones familial uncle.

When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.

Husbuncle by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019