Whiteboy B's definitions

Humidititties

Cooler air temps over warming landmasses causes the condensation of the Boobsweats.

That lady didn't think of the Humidititty level when she picked that shirt today. Boobsweats are commonly referred to a Humidititties.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

jiggabonkey

Combining jiggaboo and honkey, jiggabonkey is a less David Duke sounding term for a heavily urban influenced white guy.

You sound like a Mississippi Grand Dragon saying wigger, try jiggabonkey, it's easier on the ears.

by Whiteboy B February 6, 2019

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Husbuncle

Marrying ones familial uncle.

When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Zachary disease

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

by Whiteboy B March 12, 2019