Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Husbuncle

Marrying ones familial uncle.

When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Clamjam

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.

First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 03, 2019

Whitefive

Declaration made when a high five is missed, or the combo five is awkward, off, or just plain janky.

Ricky declared "Whitefive!" When he completely missed the high five, then botched the follow up dap, bap, "bones it", the "lock it in and put the chain on it".

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Zachary disease

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019