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Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.
Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.
by Webster May 9, 2003
mugGet the Freedom Friesmug.

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
by Webster April 20, 2004
mugGet the nosebleed sectionmug.

FinalFantasyBarret

SK8Origin's Bitch!
by Webster September 14, 2003
mugGet the FinalFantasyBarretmug.

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.
James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"
by Webster March 31, 2003
mugGet the green lanternmug.

caps locked

1. the past tense form of "to caps lock"
2. having capitalized something on a keyboard
She caps locked her name when the boy failed to read it the first time.
by webster July 5, 2003
mugGet the caps lockedmug.

Frozen Yogurt

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.
by Webster June 24, 2004
mugGet the Frozen Yogurtmug.

Nigger in the Woodpile

1. A secret weapon
2. An unsure circumstance in a given situation

This phrase was used, although not widely, in the 60's and has made a comeback in white supremacist groups recently.
1. Team Captain: We're losing badly, what's the plan?
Basketball Coach: Well, they seem to know all of our plays. Let's have "Too Tall" run the #2 pick and roll with "Tiny"
Team Captain: Damn, we've practised all season, no we're finally gonna use the nigger in the woodpile.
2. I've seen the flop, the bend, and the river, and i like my pocket 10's, but something tells me he's got niggers in the woodpile...I fold.
by Webster January 29, 2005
mugGet the Nigger in the Woodpilemug.

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