Weave's definitions

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

the consideration or estimation of something as useless or valueless.

My wife's floccinaucinihilipilification
of money was readily apparent. She would just as soon spend it all before I made it.

by weave September 15, 2003

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 8, 2003

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

by weave March 18, 2003

TEN RING

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.

After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!

by weave July 23, 2003

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

by weave September 20, 2003