PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 02, 2003

APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.

I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.

by weave September 20, 2003

HIRCISMUS

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.

The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.

by weave September 20, 2003

PARACOITA

a female sex partner

When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.

by weave September 17, 2003

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by weave September 22, 2003

bic / bicced / biccing

to shave one's head down to the skin as with a razor blade.

Last night, he bicced his head down to bare metal!

by weave March 18, 2003

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by weave November 01, 2003