bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

SMELLFUNGUS

a person who bitches, pisses and moans, and gripes about absolutely everything.

My wife was the quintessential smellfungus. No matter what I did or said, nothing was good enough. She was on me like a June bug on a porch light.

by weave September 22, 2003

tizzun

a racially offensive term for a black person. NOTE: this is another word with hundreds of spellings, or should I say misspellings. This is the ONLY correct spelling...take heed!

Please refrain from using the term "tizzun," and other racially insensitive epithets.

by weave March 18, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low-blow to the corduroy pouch, or testicles.

She was romantically rochambeaued when her husband committed adultery.
The pro wrassler received a rochambeau when his adversary fish-hooked him.

by weave March 18, 2003

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 08, 2004

foo foo

men's cologne or after shave.

Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.

by weave March 27, 2003

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 01, 2003