APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.

I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.

by weave September 20, 2003

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave April 01, 2003

BREEZY ACRES

after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.

After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.

by weave September 07, 2003

SUPERNACULUM

literally, "to the last drop." to drink to the last drop.

When I was a young buck, I could put away the beer. Shit, I used to drink supernaculum.

by weave September 22, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

(noun): a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low blow to the testicles

A rochambeau is tantamount to testicular discomfort. She rochambeaued him for being unfaithful to her.

by weave March 17, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low-blow to the corduroy pouch, or testicles.

She was romantically rochambeaued when her husband committed adultery.
The pro wrassler received a rochambeau when his adversary fish-hooked him.

by weave March 19, 2003

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003