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Definitions by Weave

Cobble-Lobber 

a beer, a brewsky, a brewhaha or brewha
This is a term that originated in a juggernaut of a regional northeastern supermarket chain and is used to this day by its key management staff and underlings alike!
After work, me and the boys hit the local watering hole and sucked down a few cobble-lobbers!
Cobble-Lobber by weave July 15, 2003

Nickeldick, adjective 

Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.
This year's losses compared to last was nickeldick, cousin!
Nickeldick, adjective by weave July 15, 2003

pitch a trouser tent 

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
pitch a trouser tent by weave July 12, 2003

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
multitasker by weave July 11, 2003
fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke
punk'd by weave May 25, 2003

GETTIN' JIGGY WIT' IT 

to dance, bust a move, get your "groove" on, shake the hoof OR
putting the move on a member of the opposite sex with the intention of "bumpin' uglies" with them OR to be in style.
He was out there on the dance floor at the reception gettin' jiggy wit' it; after the reception, both Pam & Mike went back to the hotel room and got jiggy wit' it under the bed sheets.
GETTIN' JIGGY WIT' IT by weave April 16, 2003