Weave's definitions

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

MANUSTUPRATION

a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'

Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.

by weave September 15, 2003

fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.

After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!

by weave March 20, 2003

ese

A fellow Hispanic, your close friend or homey, homeboy.

Hey, ese, I'm gonna let that little mamacita feel my latino heat!

by weave April 2, 2003

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.

When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

by weave October 7, 2003

Do-We, Screw 'Em & How

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.

DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!

by weave March 20, 2003

DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

by weave August 24, 2003