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t-erect

When a dude gets so turned on his penis grows so large it looks like a dinosaur penis.

Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect

by We can officially be friends. November 28, 2024

Penis

The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!

guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

Rick Ross

The biggest rapper, google him Expedia.

Guy 1: "Who is rick ross?"
Guy 2: "The biggest rapper, google him Expedia!"

by We can officially be friends. March 29, 2025

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

Piss Leakage

When there are two streams off piss coming out of your penis and it gets everywhere and all over your clothes, the floor and the ceiling, basically all over your bathroom. (Sometimes also you can try to control it but it is VERY hard to do, and you will probably end up making the situation worse)

Person 1: "I Had a piss leakage today.."
Person 2: "oh man that sucks!"

by We can officially be friends. June 11, 2024

Paristower de trou inférieur

When you are skydiving over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you can't move your body, and as you land, the Paris tower pierces through your anus-hole while you helplessly sit there.

Cory: Bro.. did you hear what happened to ben?
Luke: Yeah man.. He got a paristower de trou inférieur..

by We can officially be friends. August 26, 2025