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Chilean Chimney

A Straight or Gay sexual act where a non-circumcised man pours liquid nitrogen into his foreskin, and the other participant (Can be Male or Female) sucks the smoke from the liquid nitrogen and smokes it like a vape.

John: Bro I'm bored of normal sex.
James: Let's try the Chilean Chimney!
John: Fucking sick bastard!

Chilean Chimney by We can officially be friends. February 10, 2026

January 2

National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.

Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE

January 2 by We can officially be friends. December 12, 2025

Blackpill

Blackpill or BP is the delusional idea that 'looks matter above everything else', this delusion has its own community which can be found on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter. Blackpill also has "Blackpill edits" Which is where someone takes a clip of someone they find unattractive, put hardcore music and cut off their video with a thirst trap of someone who is considered "Attractive". This community and idea is a pathetic and un-ironic attempt to bring back 'looksmaxxing'.

Loser: "Yeah, I make blackpill edits and I am in their community."
Person with common sense: "Get the fuck away from me, freak!"

Blackpill by We can officially be friends. December 11, 2025

Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.

Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."

Papua New Guinean Sandwich by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

Paraguayan Popsicle by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Paristower de trou inférieur 

When you are skydiving over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you can't move your body, and as you land, the Paris tower pierces through your anus-hole while you helplessly sit there.

Cory: Bro.. did you hear what happened to ben?
Luke: Yeah man.. He got a paristower de trou inférieur..

Paristower de trou inférieur by We can officially be friends. August 26, 2025

Comment Cunt 

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

Comment Cunt by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025