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From The Simpsons: Cleatus: Hey, Ma! Come check out this spikey haired lil' girl!!!
Not from the Simpsons: Ma: Ima comin', Cleatus!
Not from the Simpsons: Ma: Ima comin', Cleatus!
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the Ma mug.Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.
Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse
by Wasabimoto December 14, 2010
Get the Doug mug.Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010
Get the Public restroom mug.When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
Get the ass fumes mug.A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.
The old fucks on the 700 Club make me wanna call them up on live television and shout out something evil so every, mindless zombie watching the show can hear it.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
Get the the 700 club mug.Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.
It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the jimmy neutron mug.When you see all the garbage on television, something hits you and you start watching all of the old shows you watched and loved as a child on Youtube. You go on wikipedia to find the names of all the episodes, read some other info and why the show was cancelled. Affects people that are at least 17 years of age, can can last a few days, to weeks.
Or it can go away and relapse later.
Or it can go away and relapse later.
I was in nostalgia phase, so I started watching Ren and Stimpy and 30 Minutes of Cartoon Openings from the 1990's videos on youtube.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2009
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