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Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.
by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007
Get the spongebob mug.When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
Get the ass fumes mug.Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010
Get the Public restroom mug.Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.
Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse
by Wasabimoto December 14, 2010
Get the Doug mug.When you see all the garbage on television, something hits you and you start watching all of the old shows you watched and loved as a child on Youtube. You go on wikipedia to find the names of all the episodes, read some other info and why the show was cancelled. Affects people that are at least 17 years of age, can can last a few days, to weeks.
Or it can go away and relapse later.
Or it can go away and relapse later.
I was in nostalgia phase, so I started watching Ren and Stimpy and 30 Minutes of Cartoon Openings from the 1990's videos on youtube.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2009
Get the Nostalgia Phase mug.A truely superior being who lives, breathes, eats, pisses and shits wasabi. Their veins run with wasabi. They use wasabi as lubricant on their condoms. Wasabi Masters are able to do wasabi-type attacks, such as Wasabi Wind Attack, which blows wasabi, in the form of gas, into the faces of weaklings who cannot handle wasabi and it's incredible power.
Steve-O would've been on his way to achieving "Wasabi Master" status, if he didn't throw up after snorting some of that green shit.
by Wasabimoto March 25, 2010
Get the Wasabi Master mug.AKA "Gas Outta Satan's Ass." This drink is fuckin' illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chick's tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009
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