Wasabimoto's definitions

contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.

Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

WWE

Some fake-ass wrestling that has gotten worse over time. They have no good storylines going on and wrestlers are starting to do stupid things. One male wrestler likes to wear dresses. One wrestler over exaggerates when he gets punched in the face. I paused one part where Ric Flair sopposedly stomped on a guy's head, and his foot never touched the guy's head.

Hey do you know that one wrestler in the WWE who always bends so damn far back everytime he gets punched?
I forgot his name....not worth remembering.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

G4TV

What used to be a channel dedicated to video games and the latest technology. Now, it is filled with crap you can just watch on FOX. Cops and Lost are now shown on the channel. This channel also likes to play Ninja Warrior for at least 16 hours straight. Channel became real boring after all of those pointless shows.

G4TV used to be pretty cool, but now all I see are Fox programs.

by Wasabimoto February 20, 2009

Four Loko

Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.

I thought I was dying after one can of Four Loko.

by Wasabimoto August 27, 2009

dismemberment

The coolest way to see someone die, whether it's in a movie, or in real life. Dismemberment is when you seperate the body into pieces. There are many ways to dismember somebody. You can blow, chop, cut, slice, rip, dice the body into pieces.

Blowing off a soldier's arm with a grenade is a way of dismemberment.

by Wasabimoto May 9, 2007