Wasabimoto's definitions
Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the Mr. Meatymug. Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.
That game was cool, but gay.
I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
That game was cool, but gay.
I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the contradictionmug. A feeling you get when you see or hear something you dislike so much, you wanna kickbox the shit out of it. Usually, when you hate something, you want to punch, kick or hit it with a blunt object, such as an aluminum baseball bat. It feels great when you release your hatred, whether by destroying things, such as a wall or hotel room, or by fighting.
I HATE that asswipe so much, everytime he comes around, I feel like doing a roundhouse kick to his face.
by Wasabimoto June 15, 2007
Get the hatemug. Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the liver.
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the liver.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the Virtual Boymug. Games that are played during a party or any kind of gathering that usually involves daring others into doing something embarrassing or sexual. Game variants include:
Truth or Dare: You all know this one.
Chance Draw: Jot down dozens of dares on a sheet of paper and cut them up separately and throw them into a hat or bowl. Each person takes turns picking out a random dare and they must adhere to that dare.
*If your friends are lame, they will not perform any sexual or risque dares.
** If your friends are extra lame, they will not perform any sexual dares, even though they're the ones that created the dares to be thrown in the hat.
***If your friends are normal, they will not perform a gay dare, such as kissing your best male friend. However, since males are hypocritical when it comes to sexuality, we'd love to see some girl-on-girl action.
Strip Poker: Good ol' Poker, except the person(s) with the lesser hand must remove a piece of clothing.
*Almost always when a female comes to a point where she must remove clothing, she's going to remove something that won't even matter, such as an earring or a sock. Make sure to apply rules regarding small, insignificant items.
All in all, when it comes to playing these, or any other party games that include daring and risque acts, make sure to play with open minded and out-going females. Bring booze to liven things up more.
Truth or Dare: You all know this one.
Chance Draw: Jot down dozens of dares on a sheet of paper and cut them up separately and throw them into a hat or bowl. Each person takes turns picking out a random dare and they must adhere to that dare.
*If your friends are lame, they will not perform any sexual or risque dares.
** If your friends are extra lame, they will not perform any sexual dares, even though they're the ones that created the dares to be thrown in the hat.
***If your friends are normal, they will not perform a gay dare, such as kissing your best male friend. However, since males are hypocritical when it comes to sexuality, we'd love to see some girl-on-girl action.
Strip Poker: Good ol' Poker, except the person(s) with the lesser hand must remove a piece of clothing.
*Almost always when a female comes to a point where she must remove clothing, she's going to remove something that won't even matter, such as an earring or a sock. Make sure to apply rules regarding small, insignificant items.
All in all, when it comes to playing these, or any other party games that include daring and risque acts, make sure to play with open minded and out-going females. Bring booze to liven things up more.
Dude, call some of those bitches up and see if they can come to the party and play some party games.
by Wasabimoto May 5, 2010
Get the Party gamesmug. 1. Hey, no more pussy quacks, I don't want any air going up my dick.
2. Yes! I just caught a Golduck!!! I think I'll name it Pussy Quack!!!!
2. Yes! I just caught a Golduck!!! I think I'll name it Pussy Quack!!!!
by Wasabimoto April 4, 2007
Get the Pussy Quackmug. by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009
Get the Shit Cannedmug.