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When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
Get the ass fumesmug. Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.
-Grafitii
-Skeet on toilets or other places.
In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:
-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.
-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.
-PISS EVERYWHERE
-SHIT EVERYWHERE
-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.
-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010
Get the Public restroommug. A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.
The old fucks on the 700 Club make me wanna call them up on live television and shout out something evil so every, mindless zombie watching the show can hear it.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
Get the the 700 clubmug. Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.
It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
Get the jimmy neutronmug. A pretty alright show that used to be broadcasted on Nickelodeon. The main character was named Arnold, a kid who wore a kilt and whose head was shaped like a football. His best friend was named Gerald. Gerald had hair much like Marge Simpson from The Simpsons. There's a girl named Helga, who is a terrible, ugly girl with a unibrow and was in love with Arnold, but treated him like shit. The series had many, weird-ass people that seemed to be pariahs from society. One guy is Pigeonman, an old-timer who had sex with birds. He was eventually carried away by his pigeons to a far-off land. There was Stoopboy, a scumbag who was afraid to leave his stoop for whatever reason. He finally had the balls to leave his stoop.
Arnold's house would be stuffed with animals that would run outside everytime he opened the door. Animals included a cat, a dog, a pig, and more. There were also many Jews in his household.
Arnold's house would be stuffed with animals that would run outside everytime he opened the door. Animals included a cat, a dog, a pig, and more. There were also many Jews in his household.
by Wasabimoto October 27, 2007
Get the Hey Arnoldmug. When you believe in more the one god; The act of believing in many gods; The antonym for Monotheistic.
Polytheistic: The Greeks believed in more than one god. In fact, they believed in over 20 gods. A god of the Sea (Poseidon), a god of war, wisdom and skill (Athena), a god of love (Eros), and a god of thunder (Zeus), who was the main god. There was also a god of the Underworld (Hades).
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
Get the polytheisticmug. A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.
Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!
Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011
Get the My Body is Readymug.