Definitions by Waldo

tons of fun 

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

tons of fun by Waldo June 21, 2003

Pumpkin Tits 

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

Pumpkin Tits by Waldo June 15, 2003

down 

where i come from 'down' means the girl went down town on me ..........................if u dont understand she sucked me off

hey dude ma girl went down last night

down by waldo May 21, 2003

sidekick

A person whose purpose is to solely stand around a group of amusing individuals and act as though he fits in. see also joe burton

That joe burton is one stupid sidekick. that fuck

sidekick by waldo April 25, 2003

Secret Society 

The small group of friends who privately chill without letting mumbles, mr shankadoodle, or QUE HACESS TUU?-boy join in. Founded by mumbles himself. also known as S-squared, or the SS

Uhhh wuh yuu ahvin ahnuffer secwret sothiety meeeting thisth weekend?!
- Mumbles

Secret Society by Waldo April 10, 2003

ultraspank 

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

ultraspank by Waldo March 2, 2003

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

grunties by Waldo November 15, 2002