Waldo's definitions

Secret Society

The small group of friends who privately chill without letting mumbles, mr shankadoodle, or QUE HACESS TUU?-boy join in. Founded by mumbles himself. also known as S-squared, or the SS

Uhhh wuh yuu ahvin ahnuffer secwret sothiety meeeting thisth weekend?!
- Mumbles

by Waldo April 10, 2003

artus

the definition of a hocakes in its purest form.

that artus is truly hocakerrific.

by waldo May 13, 2005

ultraspank

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

by Waldo March 2, 2003

Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

by Waldo July 5, 2018

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003

skeet

cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

by waldo June 19, 2006