Mumbles

Mumbles is a character by Edbassmaster on YouTube. Born in the 60's in Malt Lickie, Texas; he often has trouble communicating with people and often gets frustrated.

Mumbles: Can you put malt lickies on that?

Car Salesman: No, I'm not going to put anything on it.

Mumbles: Well, can you bartle doo the price?

Car Salesman: The price? $12,000.

Mumbles: Right, but can you bartle doo?

Car Salesman: I'm not sure what you mean by that word.

Mumbles: Well, can you just kaypomasodums with the malt lickies?

Car Salesman: No, if you buy, you do it.

Mumbles: I'm gonna buy it! Just kaypomasodums with malt lickies!!!

by Metallica Bass Player August 7, 2010

Mumbles

What you call a person who never speaks clearly or always mumbles.

I can't understand a word mumbles is saying!

by Richard Stands June 1, 2017

mumbles

A woman wearing clothing that is far too tight for her , often with no underwear, so that you can see the shape and movement of her genitals. Her lips are moving, but you can't hear what she is saying.

Man, check out Mumbles over there in the cycling shorts.

by Svenyboy August 30, 2005

mumbles

A person who stutters or garbles there words when excited, frustrated or drunk.

If your at a club and your friend is drunk and and gets kicked out of a club. He is Mumbles...

by Miko July 23, 2003

mumbles

Noun: A woman's female parts as viewed through extremely tight pants or shorts.

Her shorts are so tight, you can see her MUMBLES. Her lips are moving, but you can't hear what they are saying.

by paxtonjim November 4, 2008

mumbles menino

Term coined by Boston radio talk show host Howie Carr for Thomas Menino, mayor of Boston since 1993. His tounge is way to big for his mouth leading to such phrases (and their meanings):
pottah pot- porta potty
wollin walli- rolling rally
ar chieve- achieve
bee yahn- barn
youse- you (plural)
well...you get the picture

Mumbles Menino is wicked retahted...but his botched quotes ah pissah!

by IPC November 14, 2005

macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

by xMilkman July 18, 2009