tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

by Waldo June 21, 2003

skeet

cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

by waldo June 19, 2006

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 09, 2004

ultraspank

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

by Waldo March 03, 2003

artus

the definition of a hocakes in its purest form.

that artus is truly hocakerrific.

by waldo March 07, 2005

Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002