W_L's definitions

the cloud

What nerds call the internet.

Paul: I'll just find my daytimer and...

Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!

by W_L March 3, 2009

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

Furry Boots

Boots with fake fur that make chicks look retarded.

Her ass made me hard, but those furry boots ... sexing a retard almost feels wrong.

by W_L December 4, 2011

Morning Jew

The most beautiful sight in the world

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...

by W_L March 18, 2010

Defriending frenzy

In social networks, a defriending frenzy is a situation where an oversupply of friends leads to rapid, out-of-control deletion by the account owner. This situation often results in the accidental deletion of real friends, leading to refriending requests.

John: What's this friend request? I thought we were already friends...

Dave: Sorry dude, I went into a defriending frenzy last night and accidentally deleted you

by W_L August 30, 2010

The Wik

Short for Wikipedia, "the free encyclopedia."

Did you know that Laura Bush killed a guy? It's true. I looked it up on The Wik.

by W_L January 20, 2009

Count de Monet

Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.

Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.

Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!

by W_L October 16, 2010