W_L's definitions

the cloud

What nerds call the internet.

Paul: I'll just find my daytimer and...

Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!

by W_L March 3, 2009

Furry Boots

Boots with fake fur that make chicks look retarded.

Her ass made me hard, but those furry boots ... sexing a retard almost feels wrong.

by W_L December 4, 2011

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

bfod

Boyfriend Of The Day

"Wow, your date tonight is really hot! How long have you guys been together?"

"About an hour. He's my bfod."

by W_L December 17, 2011

Searchlights

Fake tranny boobies whose nipples point every which way

Yo man I don't know which tit to lick ... them searchlights be cockeyed or some shit

by W_L November 26, 2011

Carrot Puller

Carrot Puller is an oilpatch term for any small rig. The term is most often used by workers on triple-joint drilling rigs, and is applied to service rigs or single-joint drilling rigs.

He ain't never seen real iron; he spent ten years on a carrot puller...

by W_L March 17, 2010

Count de Monet

Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.

Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.

Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!

by W_L October 16, 2010