BFOD Boy Friend On Demand. It is a male that makes himself available to a female at her demand. For coffee, tea, or dating, dancing, or sex. The girl call when she needs of a male. Simliar to FWB but only on demand.
Sally said to Joy, Lets call my BFOD and go to the club tonight. Then we will have someone to dance with at the club.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.