douchey

Douchey = an obnoxious broad - a douche-bag ! Douche-bags tend to be very douchey. Many doucheys are very ugly - I bet many of them are closet Lesbians who hate men. Most of these broads have very few manners, yet alone any class.

Most of these broads are tough - they dont take alot of shit from anyone, yet they can unload alot of shit on anyone they so choose.

An accurate description of a douchey - a douche bag broad with balls !

One of my former managers was a real douchey - an arogant, obnoxious & pushy douche-bag boss.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

ass kisser

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

abercrombie

Abercrombie & Fitch is the BEST ! I love their clothes. I wear A&F all the time - especially their cargos, cargo shorts, tuggers, jerseys & polo shirts. The A&F quality is superb - the A&F look is awesome.

The Abercrombie guys are so nice looking too !! HOT !!

I also love to get WET in my A&F cargos, cargo shorts & athletic jerseys - in the shower, tub, hot-tub & swimming pools. I love the A&F " wetlook " !

A&F is # 1

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are of the best quality - awesome looking - dry & wet !!

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

popinjay

Popinjay = a person who loves to talk - often about themselves - in a vain, conceited & egostical manner.

Most politicans are popinjays - as the tend to talk endlessly, usually about themselves, about their proported accomplishments - usually in a vain conceited context.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

triangulation

Triangulation = a 3 or more way format during sex. Many powerful people like to engage in triangulation as a way of having sex - they like to have multiple sex partners participating with him - or her - at the same time. This is often referred to as a 3 way. Ego, status and power are often the reasons for engaging in this kind of sexual activity. The feeling of authority, power & control is paramount.

An older powerful corporate CEO who likes to have sex with much younger women - often engaging in 3 way sex with these young beauties. The aging CEO feels like the king of the hill being able to participate and control these young little chicks while engaging in sex. He is participating in what is better known as a 3 way triangulation.

by WET CARGO BOY April 04, 2006

red neck

Usually a white male with limited education - someone who is generally intolerant of other people who differ and/or disagree with his thinking & outlook. These folks tend to look at the world in black & white terms - there are no shades of gray, or room for flexibility.

These folks live all over the country with the heaviest concentration in the southeast & midwest.

Some characteristics of " red necks "

1. White male
2. Drinks lots of beer
3. Wears Wrangler jeans
4. Wears tshirts,sweatshirts that are usually too small
5. Usually has a beer gut from drinking lots of beer
6. Lives on junk food, lots of beef, fried chicken
7. Nascar fan
8. Outdoor hobbies/activities - fishing, hunting
9. Drives a pickup truck
10. Hates Liberals, Gays, Minorities
11. Does not read much except cheap magazines
12. Often treats women like 2nd class citizens
13. Strict with his kids - often will use physical force to discipline his kids
14. Usually not open to reasoning & negotiation
15. Supported & Voted for George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a classic example of a red neck - just look at his redneck " my way or the highway " FAILED approach to government.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

ronald reagan

Ronald Reagan = one the BEST presidents ever. President Reagan understood the dynamics of one's wallet better than any president before or after his presidency. He understood what it took to get the economy moving again - and to restore the American dream. His ability to restore the nations sense of optimism and pride was one of his biggest achievements.

Peace thru strength was his best acheivement.

President Ronald Reagan did more - single handedly - to end communism as we knew it - ended the USSR as a major world threat. He ended the cold war after over 40 years of unrelenting world wide tensions & fear.

President Reagan was a conservative without being a red neck about it - he was able to bring about the best ideals of being a proud American. His ever present sense of optimism brought the country back on track after the 16 long dreary years - 1964-1980 - following the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. He ended the pessimism generated by the years of Vietnam & Watergate & Stagflation.

Ronald Reagan represented the American dream - from his humble boyhood beginnings in Dixon, IL. to Hollywood, CA. and to the White House in Washington, DC. He lived the American dream - can do.

President Reagan's presidency will be remembered as - Morning in America. History will place Ronald Reagan among the great American presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy.

President Ronald Reagan ended the cold war and communism - and restored optimism to America.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006