Definitions by W.R.Slade

Snow Mexicans 

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

Snow Mexicans by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

African American doorbell 

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

African American doorbell by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Gene cup 

When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.

Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?

Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.

Gene cup by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Family stick 

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

Family stick by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Kentucky Cousins 

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

Kentucky Cousins by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Aigs 

The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.

Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.

Aigs by W.R.Slade November 4, 2023

Off Brand Prius 

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

Off Brand Prius by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023