Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 05, 2023

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 09, 2023

Aigs

The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.

Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.

by W.R.Slade November 04, 2023

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023