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Becky

A Black woman or a Black girl who loves Black men and she hates white men. She hates white women and white girls, too. She never hated Black men.
"There's different kinds of becky. Some becky talk like a white girl and other becky talk like a black woman. Some becky live in the hood and other becky is suburban. Some becky hard working and other becky lazy af. It's all becky to me."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal
"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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used tampon

a man of ill-repute
"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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zebra

any and all white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who have a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father, a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father, white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father's father, etc with a black/Israelite/hamite/african or other dark brown skinned mother who either is or who is not actually white but they don't always know who or what they are according to their own father's heritage or lineage for a myriad of reasons including death, abandonment or loss of records

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people with a built-in brown skin tan

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite who walk around in blackface that was achieved by selective breeding or being relegated to a race that is not her own father's

a group of white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who no one can tell what they are according to their own kind (according to their own father)

the phrase was coined on the television show called "The Jeffersons" the character George Jefferson routinely called the daughter of his neighbors (Jenny), a zebra
"George considers Jenny to be a zebra because her dad is called white and her mom is called black."
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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Fornicator

Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)

Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.

People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"

Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."

Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."

Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"

Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
mugGet the Fornicatormug.

ishmaelite

someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.

eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.

contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.

their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.

they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.

you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.

their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.

they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.

they will say that they don't eat pork.
"The ishmaelites make their arabic coffee with spices like cardamom, saffron, and sugar."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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