The holy grail of quaaludes. Endorsed by Jordan Belfort(Leonardo DiCaprio) andDonny Azoff,(Jonah Hill) from the Wolf of Wall Street.
Jordan Belfort: The closest pay hone I could get to was at the Brookfield Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold. It was a mile down from my house.
After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
by Viscount Druitt September 04, 2023
by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023
A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.
by Viscount Druitt January 09, 2023
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021
A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
by Viscount Druitt December 04, 2020
A well fitting, deserved, and appropriate nickname for the world's biggest con artist Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled $65 billion and got 150 years in Federal prison in Butner North Carolina doing so.
What Bernie Madoff is to the early 21st Century is what Charles Ponzi is to 1920. So Bernie Madoff deserves the nickname, Ripoff Madoff.
by Viscount Druitt December 10, 2019
Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.
I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.
by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024