by Viscount Druitt September 06, 2021
The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
by Viscount Druitt February 07, 2020
The holy grail of quaaludes. Endorsed by Jordan Belfort(Leonardo DiCaprio) andDonny Azoff,(Jonah Hill) from the Wolf of Wall Street.
Jordan Belfort: The closest pay hone I could get to was at the Brookfield Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold. It was a mile down from my house.
After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
by Viscount Druitt September 04, 2023
Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022
by Viscount Druitt August 06, 2022
A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
by Viscount Druitt December 04, 2020
Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022