creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

sex mex

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009