Verbal Platinum Princess 's definitions

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

bung plunger

Jerk; all-around annoying person.

Lyle is such a stupid bung plunger.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

bong throng

A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.

Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009