Definitions by Velvet Tongue
Ramon's Revenge
A severe case of diarrhea resulting from swallowing a large volume of a Mexican's semen. More likely to occur when in Mexico, but can happen anywhere.
An hour after he sucked off Carlos and swallowed, Kevin came down with a severe case of diarrhea. While on the toilet, he kept rambling, "Fucking Carlos gave me a case of Ramon's Revenge, I'm never sucking Mexican cock again, his cum tasted like rotten jalapenos and monterey jack cheese...."
Ramon's Revenge by Velvet Tongue January 14, 2026
Cuntinuation
As long as I stay with my girlfriend, tomorrow will just be a cuntinuation of today. She is such a cunt.
Cuntinuation by Velvet Tongue January 13, 2026
Fist-free February
A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.
Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.
Fist-free February by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026
Catastrofister
A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.
The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.
Catastrofister by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026
Catastrofist
A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.
The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"
Catastrofist by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026
Vaginal magnetism
The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.
A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.
The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.
A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.
The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.
Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.
Vaginal magnetism by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026
Cumvivial
The mutual feeling of joy and intimacy arising from people sharing cum after sex. Similar to the convivial feeling among people which can occur in the absence of cum.
When the orgy was over, the guys shared some cumvivial moments while covered in each other's cum. They were really happy and enjoying their time together.
Cumvivial by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026