co-wop

Apprenticing in school to be a plumber, chef, mechanic, or any other dirty Italian job. Like co-op, but it-a-impress-a-the-family.
Luigi's doing the co-wop program to become a car mechanic just like his father. It makes his Mama so proud!
by UrbanPrick April 03, 2008
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IRO

The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.

"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.

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Aye, youngsters it's time to sing yer alphabet... IRO, IRO, IRO, IRO...
by UrbanPrick November 25, 2010
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person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.
I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
by UrbanPrick April 03, 2008
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legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.
Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!
by UrbanPrick November 15, 2010
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effort

Something that no one wants to hear about.
Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)

Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.

Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!

*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
by UrbanPrick April 07, 2010
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my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you
Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)
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schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted
by UrbanPrick November 15, 2011
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