Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick February 20, 2011
University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."
by UrbanPrick December 25, 2011
Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.
I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.
He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.
He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.
Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.
He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.
Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
by UrbanPrick April 03, 2008
by UrbanPrick January 17, 2011
The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.
"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.
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"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.
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by UrbanPrick November 25, 2010
Example 1: You said you were going to finish this project, now stop meowing out!
Example 2: We've been waiting an hour to go on this rollercoaster, and now you're meowing out on us?
Example 2: We've been waiting an hour to go on this rollercoaster, and now you're meowing out on us?
by UrbanPrick May 22, 2010
Apprenticing in school to be a plumber, chef, mechanic, or any other dirty Italian job. Like co-op, but it-a-impress-a-the-family.
Luigi's doing the co-wop program to become a car mechanic just like his father. It makes his Mama so proud!
by UrbanPrick April 03, 2008