Urban pervert's definitions

succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.

She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D

by urban pervert February 26, 2003

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

by urban pervert April 10, 2003

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 5, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.

Sorority girls have the biggest camel toes. :`D

by urban pervert October 20, 2006

slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob

And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.

by urban pervert February 16, 2003

explicit

Extreme and detailed. Hardcore

This movie has explicit scenes of sex and violence and may not be suitable for white, Yuppie Bible-bashers

by urban pervert February 17, 2003