Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

by urban pervert April 10, 2003

camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.

Sorority girls have the biggest camel toes. :`D

by urban pervert February 25, 2003

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 25, 2003

ripe

Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.

When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.

by urban pervert March 30, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 22, 2003