Urban pervert's definitions

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.

I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.

by urban pervert March 3, 2003

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.

by urban pervert June 9, 2003

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

sucky sucky

The best service that Asian prostitutes will give you for five dollars.

For five dollar, hot Asian babe give my wang good sucky sucky. And I like it so much I give her 100 dollar for complete service.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 13, 2003

woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 4, 2003

whip

What naughty girls are punished with.

She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.

by urban pervert March 26, 2003