Urban pervert's definitions

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.

by urban pervert June 9, 2003

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.

I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.

by urban pervert March 3, 2003

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

creampie

same as cream pie.

by urban pervert February 12, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 21, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 24, 2003