Urban Dictionary's definitions

Rustytrombone

When a women licks shit out of your ass and jers you off from the other side

While Lana was giving me a rustytrombone I jizzed in her hand and shit in her mouth

by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005

Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

box shot

Catching a quick glimpse of a womans vagina. With her being unaware of it.

WOW. HEY. Did you just catch that box shot?

by Urban Dictionary April 19, 2008

Keesh

When complimenting on someone's excellency.

Its best used when speaking like Borat.

That was very keesh-(In a Borat accent)

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2007

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.

-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits

by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005

tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008