Definitions by Urban Dictionary

> * 

Used to signify that something is THE BEST and nothing could ever top it.

The ">" symbol means "greater than", while the "*" symbol is a wildcard which basically means it can be replaced with anything.

Person A: Man, Angelina Jolie is the hottest!
Person B: You've got it all wrong dude, Jennifer Connelly > *

> * by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2007

tag heuer 

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".

A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"

tag heuer by Urban Dictionary November 7, 2007

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

penis fishing by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007

Boner 

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

Boner by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2007

christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.

George W Bush is a Christian. Enough said.

christian by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2007

totally dudes 

a way of agreeing with an action, plan, or idea.

-taken from Shop Boyz popular song Party Like A Rockstar.

"hey let's go see that new movie tonight"

"totally dudes!"

totally dudes by Urban Dictionary September 11, 2007

falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

falafel blumpkin by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007