In a recent well-heeled klan rally at MobALago, donny trump asked fossil-fuel executives for campaign cash, and the Polluticrats were poised and ready to deliver the cash... probably in plastic bags to a mob fixer.
by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2024
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper
by Uncle Joosie July 06, 2020
Cletus the HysteriCon heard about a baker being forced to make a cake for a gay wedding and was so enraged that he camped outside the bakery with a gun; wrote a letter to the editor; and upvoted some nazi posts on Reddit.
by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2018
Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Lauren "Qbert" Boebert had a visit with Fixed Noise and said "my Alleagues in congress will come around" to our radical policies nobody likes. after that verbal diarrhea, Qbert went and did a live hit on OANN.
by Uncle Joosie January 09, 2023
Jamie was painfully clogged in one ear and decided to take matters in his own hands. He jumped in the shower and sprayed the handheld nozzle in his ear. just then he felt a dislodging and something brown and globby fell to the shower floor. He screamed out to roommate Barry "OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE SOMETHING FROM WRATH OF KHAN!!" Barry, grossed out, stopped eating his bowl of cereal and shouted back "Wrath of Khwax yes I've had a few of those"
by Uncle Joosie October 03, 2020
Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"
by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021