methodology of any Evangelical church
politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it
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Get the Pay to Pray mug.Lunatic right-wing assholes' favorite pastime is blaming others for their own shortcomings. Red States are banning Drag Queen Story Hour and conflating drag with being Transgender, which are, of course, not the same. Either way, #NotADragQueen gets to trending on Birdapp when some RW dingus gets arrested for sexually assaulting minors; general sex-trafficking; or any other violent, illegal offense they blame drag queens for.
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Get the #NotADragQueen mug.Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Get the Spanish Pence mug.Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
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Get the The Poop Loop mug.Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
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Get the Performative Bible mug.Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
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