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Definitions by Uncle Joosie

Fat Dracula 

Belinda was switching channels after a long day at work and landed on Fixed Noise. bearded and obese Rafael Ted Cruz was on with Tucker Carlson to slam the libs and Belinda said "I don't got enough Chardonnay to sit through Fat Dracula. fucking pass dude."
Fat Dracula by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022

Detrimated 

House Qpublican leader's idea of a smart word
"RNC can censure whomever they please" Kremlin Kevin McCarthy told CNN. "The Democratic policies have detrimated our neighborhoods and also I love Vlad Putin more than my wife"
Detrimated by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2022

DeSanticide 

Cause of COVID deaths in Florida
The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
DeSanticide by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022

Shamble Bangs 

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news
watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”
Shamble Bangs by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Drop a Doocy 

when Press Secretary Jen Psaki runs Peter Doocy through the woodchipper
Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"
Drop a Doocy by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021

Jaden Has a Sad 

media obsession with what upsets white kids
NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
Jaden Has a Sad by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021

Conversational Probe 

when your doctor gets chatty during a prostate exam
Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"