UltimateDoge's definitions

Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.

16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021

Maybe

Just like "I'll think about it", it is a synonym for no. It is used to not disappoint the person the person is talking to, however it can become counterproductive as it can lead to the person living under false hope and become even more disappointed when they eventually get no as an answer. Personally, I'd rather if the person wad honest and just said no because that would be it over and done with.

Tamwar: Can I take you out for dinner?
Habiba: Maybe

3 hours later

Tamwar: Soooo we going out for dinner?
Habiba: Ohhh sorry, I have to babysit for my friend as she is going to the bingo tonight soz....

Tamwar: I need to stop falling for those "Maybes". 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)

A song by Celine Dion which means alot to me because I don't know what I would do without my mum. She's helped me get where I am today and she's the only one I have left. If I lose her, I have nobody.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite Celine Dion song and also one of my favourite songs of all time

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Guilt trip

The act of appealing to emotion to get what you want.

Person 1: Give me the money!
Person 2: I've already gave you the money, you don't need anymore. We had a deal!
Person 1: I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS THEN! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Oh stop with the guilt trip ffs, you're just embarrassing yourself.

by UltimateDoge August 2, 2021

Pulling Teeth

In the most fundamental sense, it just means that something is difficult to negotiate.

Trying to get Joey out of the house is like pulling teeth.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Dictatorship

A system where the government controls each aspect of life and is usually abused due to the propensity to corrupt.

Brazil was in a dictatorship in the 60s and 70s, and the economy skyrocketed due to corruption.

by UltimateDoge September 10, 2022

Burzum

The Masters of Scandinavian Black Metal

Burzum is great for ambient black metal music when you're trying to sleep or concentrate

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023