UltimateDoge's definitions

The truth about

If you encounter a website which the title is "the truth about", most likely it is a pseudoscientific website consisting of baseless claims with no citation.

"The truth about Saturated Fat" Then begins to tell us how healthy saturated fat is for us which is dangerous misinformation because Saturated fat is known to increase triglycerides and cholesterol levels in the blood, therefore increasing the risk of coronary heart disease due to causing a build up of plaque in the arteries.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Blink 182

A band which follows a similar music style to Sum 41, but they're 10 times better than Sum 41. The band members are Mark Hoppus who does bass and vocals Travis Barker on drums , and Matt Skiba plays guitar and also vocals.

Blink 182 kicks Sum 41's ass everyday of the week, although I don't mind going back to Sum 41 when I have nothing else to listen to.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Fat Shaming

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.

Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

PP

Mine is king size

I have a monster PP which requires a king size condom for when I'm fucking the hoes.

by UltimateDoge June 17, 2021

Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.

16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021

Pedosexual

A euphemistic way of saying pedophile to justify the vile actions of a child molester.

"Hi, I'm Lester the molester and I identify as a pedosexual. LGBTQ+ FTW!"

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2021

Sega Saturn

A 32 bit home video hame console released in 1995 in North America and Europe. It shits on PlayStation and the Nintendo 64 everyday of the week.

Sega Saturn is the best console by Sega.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022