UltimateDoge's definitions

KFC

Drugs for black people.

Tyrone: Yo this KFC chicken do be gettin me fuckin high fo

Luis: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!

I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year

by UltimateDoge September 9, 2023

Nickelback

The number 1 cause of ear cancer

I listened to Animals by Nickelback and I developed terminal ear cancer and I'm gonna die within weeks

by UltimateDoge December 4, 2022

Sertraline

A strong antidepressant which helps treat several mental issues such as depression, anxiety, PTSD, Social Anxiety and may alleviate rage.

I'm on Sertraline right now and it knocked me the fuck out. Good alternative to a sleeping pill if you ask me.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Life Insurance

The reason why people kill their spouses

Life Insurance

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Pooperman

A shirt that Rosalina from SML got Jeffy to encourage him to poop in the toilet like a big boy, but instead it ended up being counter-productive as it encouraged Jeffy to poop in his pants instead.

Jeffy:Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun! Pooperman is here to save the day! *strains and poops himself* I done it daddy, I pooped.

Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.

Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021