Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Gay Entitlement Syndrome
When a person who is gay or is of some other nonstandard sexual orientation believes that they deserve absolutely fucking everything under the sun because they are different. They are exactly the reason why gays/bi's/whatever get such an awful rap.
Pride month is basically the pinnacle of Gay Entitlement Syndrome. You're not special just because you're attracted by people of the same sex; you are not above anyone else.
Gay Entitlement Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Inside Out
A girl tries way too hard to be happy all the time and gets really damn depressed. Sadness ensues. Get the tissues.
Person 1: "How dead inside are you?"
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
Inside Out by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Cheesing
In the original Castlevania for the NES, the holy water was (in)famously effective at cheesing every single boss in the game except for Dracula himself. It was so overpowered that even the most casual gamer could play through the game with ease, only to ragequit at the final boss because suddenly, holy water doesn't work anymore.
Cheesing by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Zohnerism
The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Patronage
The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.
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Patronage by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Homophobe
I hate to burst your bubble, but Chuck Norris is a *HUGE* homophobe. So much for being a legendary badass.
Homophobe by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Racist
"Donald Trump is a racist."
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Racist by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022