Teacher: "Student, YOU CAN'T SEE?"
Student: "I CAN."
Teacher: "Then why do you keep standing up just to copy from the board?"
Student: "BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!"
Teacher: "Go meet me in the assistant principal's office after class FOR BEING FUNNY!"
And I got to stay in class. Lol.
Student: "I CAN."
Teacher: "Then why do you keep standing up just to copy from the board?"
Student: "BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!"
Teacher: "Go meet me in the assistant principal's office after class FOR BEING FUNNY!"
And I got to stay in class. Lol.
by Twight0931 November 04, 2017
One of the worst times of your life simply because people get intense.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.
Thank God I never went to middle school! Apparently, the people there at middle school are dramatic.
by Twight0931 May 02, 2017
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by Twight0931 March 12, 2017
1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.
1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!
by Twight0931 March 24, 2021