Twight0931's definitions

Sunmi

Hot Korean singer. Watch her MVs, and you'll see that she is horniest in Balloon in Love when her bikini is almost taken off (almost showing off her boobs), and he almost opened up his pants (she almost looked at his dick for giving a blowjob). She would make a perfect porn star but doesn't want to because she wants to keep making guys horny through her MVs.

Sunmi is hot!

by Twight0931 January 30, 2025

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Sonic

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

by Twight0931 February 20, 2022

Adblock

Adblock is what you use when you're having a bad day.

Fuck this advertisement! This ad is making me have a bad day! I'll download Adblock!

by Twight0931 September 1, 2025