Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Middle School

One of the worst times of your life simply because people get intense.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.

Thank God I never went to middle school! Apparently, the people there at middle school are dramatic.

by Twight0931 May 02, 2017

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy The Urban Dictionary Mug!

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017

Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021

Trivago

Hotel?

Hotel? Trivago.

by Twight0931 April 06, 2017

Dream

1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.

1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021