Definitions by Twight0931

Notification 

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

Notification by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Porn 

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porn by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

Emily Grey 

One of the hottest, if not the HOTTEST, female porn star(s).

Emily Grey is my favorite porn star!

Emily Grey by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

2015 

The year when Ron Jeremy porn ads were placed on PornHub.

Person A: "I've seen Ron Jeremy porn ads on PornHub."
Person B: "You're stuck in 2015!"

2015 by Twight0931 March 24, 2021

Dream

1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.

1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!

Dream by Twight0931 March 24, 2021

Smartphone 

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

Smartphone by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

PornHub 

The website with the HOTTEST girls sucking dicks.

PornHub is my FAVORITE website!

PornHub by Twight0931 March 22, 2021